Posts Tagged ‘Sex Toys’
In honor of my new guest blogging status over at EdenCafe.com they are giving away a $100 giftcard for stuff at EdenFatasys.com.
Oh, ok, it’s not really cuz of me. It should be. But it’s not. It’s just cuz they love their readers and if you aren’t already, ya should be.
OH, and, because I am so skilled at procrastinating, you should get your but over there NOW, cuz the contest closes Sunday, August 16.
Go. GO. GO!
Update: The entire review is up now so read up!
I reviewed this vibrator over at EdenFantasys.com
This crazy, spiky, ridged vibrator ended up looking more painful than it really was, but I still discovered that I am not a spiky dildo girl.
Evolved Delight Vibrator in the box.
Gorgeous powder-blue three-function vibrator from Evolved
Recently I had the chance to try out and review the Evolved Delight vibrator for EdenFantasys.com This traditional vibrator appears to be well built and has a luscious, velvety texture with a firm, heavy, plastic body that transmits vibrations very well. It has three basic settings controlled with a single button and ranging from a teasing hum to vividly intense. Read the full review here.
Want to know more about Evolved toys? Check out the recent EdenFantasys.com interview with the heart and soul of Evolved, a fairly new entry into the vast sex toy industry.
“If you could have $1000 to spend on sex toys what would you buy?”
This may be the very best contest ever. If I just make a list of what I would buy if I had a $1000 sex toy budget and if I win, they give me everything on the list.
I am so in.
And without further adieu, my list:
1. IRIS Blue – This vibrator is gorgeous. I am a sucker for gorgeous colors and lines. It’s so pretty I am not even sure I would use it, just gaze at it lovingly and sigh “prrrreeeetty”
2. Fluer De Lis Desire 6 in Blue- The bulgy tip, the metal tin it comes in, the ribs, the texture, I couldn’t possibly say which one of those things make me want this more.
3. Kama Sutra Lover’s Paint Box- Three words: Chocolate Painted Penis.
4. Harmony Wireless Wonder Black (Yin) – Ok, for some reason wired bullets do not like me. They come, they make me cum, they break and they leave me. So, it must mean that this wireless bullet and I were made for each other, right?
5. Artisan Glass Domed Plug – I love glass. I love anal sex. I love butterflies. This was clearly made especially for me and noooobody else. 
6. Massage Candle Desire/ Vanilla – Not one, not two, but three of my favorite things so efficiently combined into one little tin: candles, massages and hot wax play, oh my!
7. Nipple Clamps Jaws with Chain – Black – I have always always always wanted a pair of clover clamps and for some reason have never had any. These come in black and that rocks.
8. We Vibe – This is so tiny and all high tech which gets the nerd in me all hot.
9. Catherine – DVD – I’ve seen clips from this DVD and it’s just a stunning work of art. All porn should look this fantastically beautiful.
10. LILY Black – Lelo. It looks good, it feels good. There is no such thing as too much Lelo. I could do a whole wish list of nothing but Lelo products. But that wouldn’t be remotely interesting to anyone. I am pretty sure boring my readers is not the point of this exercise.
11. Harmony Radiance White (Yang) – Well this should be obvious. Earlier in the list there was the Yin…there has to be a Yang. Without it the whole universe would be unbalanced. I cannot be responsible for the end of the universe as we know it just because I don’t have a Yang for my Yin or a Yin for my Yang or whatever, just save the universe and give me this toy. 
12. Lockable Case – Purple – I’m gonna need something in which to keep all this loot!
13. Playgirl Throbbing Vibe with Anal Probe – Again with the efficiency factor of using one toy for double penetration, plus silicone and waterproof = Woot! Meet me in the bathtub! I am talking to the vibrator, not you. Yes, I am talking to the vibrator, is that a problem?
14. Icicles Turquoise Twister Glass Massager – Mmmmm glass. I have a straight glass dildo but I do not have a curved glass dildo. This is a tragedy that must be rectified.
15. Kama Sutra Pleasure Potion Silicone Lube – You see all the toys on this list? Clearly I am in need of some serious lube if I’m gonna get through using all of them.
16. Passion Wave Butterfly – This whole “wave” motion instead of the rotating beads that usually come in this kind of vibe give me new hope that maybe, just maybe I can enjoy a vibe/clit stimulator without overdosing on the whole “too much shit going on down there” situation. We’ll see.
17. LIV Blue – Because it’s a luscious navy blue; because it’s Lelo and I can end this list as I began it….by gazing lovingly at my toy and sighing “preeetty” 
Ok, so, math is not my strong suit, but I think my grand total is: $993.93.
If you’ve made it this far, no doubt you have the stamina to create your own list.
Get the details and rules on the SexToys.com Blog.
How I came to own this toy.
Dagwood came to me under unusual circumstances. Back in the day I knew a guy from a chat room who, for reasons I never fully understood, came to possess the Cyberskin extreme cock from Penthouse. Since he was not in the habit of using such toys, I jokingly offered to take it off his hands and he accepted the offer.
In this particular chatroom I was known to my friends as Blondie, a play of my user name, Suicide Blonde. My clever dildo benefactor dubbed this massive gift Dagwood.
The Stats
Dagwood is not for beginners. 9.5 inches long and 2.5 inches wide. Not around. Wide.
This mammoth dildo is made of thermal plastic elastomer (mixture of PVC and silicone) which, when properly cared for, feels quite like a real cock.
The Dirt – or how to keep the dirt away.
And when I say properly cared for, I do mean that it requires more work than your average dildo. The material easily picks up lint, dust and really anything it comes in contact with. I typically wash it before and after, dusting it with cornstarch and keeping it wrapped in its own towel. It should be used with water-based lube only, cleaned with warm water and toy cleaner or anti-bacterial soap. Cyberskin is very porous and really should be used with a condom to ensure it stays bacteria-free, but um…I am not sure they make condoms big enough. Perhaps a balloon would be more appropriate. 
On with the good stuff.
I was serious when I said this sucker is not for beginners. When I first tried it out, it took me quite awhile to work it in. Once I managed to achieve insertion, it was an amazing experience. I imagine this is what attracts people to fisting and if size is your fetish, you will not be disappointed with this toy. The toy is soft enough that forcing it in without ample lube and plenty of prep time is really not an option. Keep in mind, if you are dating a man who is not comfortable with the size of his cock, this toy may put him in therapy.
The Downside.
As I mentioned before, this toy requires quite a bit of upkeep. If it is not kept clean and dusted with cornstarch (no TALC, it’s not good for the hoo-hoo) it will take on a slimy texture and collect all dirt and dust it comes into contact with.
I had this toy for about two years, but it did not have heavy use. Even so, it began to seperate at the bottom. The core of the dildo seems to be covered with a thinner layer of what I presume to be the Cyberskin material. It did not affect my ability to use the toy, but it was annoying.
Finally, and most distressingly, I developed a sensitivity to this toy (along with a few others) that I believe to be due to it being made with TPE.
The Bottom Line.
If size is your thing, this toy is bound to please. It requires more care than the average toy and may cause skin irritation for those sensitive to such things, but its realistic feel and size make it a must have for any self-respecting size queen.
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