Category: Rants

Dear Congress, I hate you.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010 by Laurel in EdenCafe.com, Politics and Current Events, Rants • 1 Comment

A new post from me on EdenCafe.com is now live. It’s my letter of hate to the Democratic Congress. I know, not my usual thing, but a girl can only take so much dicking around before she has to say something. And, as per usual, I’ve got plenty to say.

The one where I take on the G-spot myth.

Monday, 11 January 2010 by Laurel in EdenCafe.com, Politics and Current Events, Rants • 0 Comments

I have a new post over at EdenCafe.com. This one discusses a recent study that concludes the G-spot is a myth. And by discuss, I mean rip-apart, mock and generally ridicule. Enjoy.

2009 Tool Of the Year Awards

Friday, 1 January 2009 by Laurel in EdenCafe.com, Rants • 0 Comments

I recently posted a new blog entry over at EdenCafe.com. It’s an end of 2009 round-up of the biggest tools the media has shoved down our throats in 2009 and maybe a thought or two on what I think of them (in case calling them tools wasn’t clear). Enjoy.

Review ~ The Opening of Misty Beethoven ~ Read this and win porn!

Monday, 23 November 2009 by Laurel in Adult Movie Review, Babeland.com, Contests, Rants, Sex Toy Reviews • 15 Comments

The Opening of Misty Beethoven

I’ve had this movie sitting on my “Reviews To Do” shelf for a couple months. It’s taken me this long to get to it for a variety of reasons but mostly because upon first watching it, I hated it. I thought it was so bad, I couldn’t sit through it in one sitting. I hesitated to start the review because I knew, on some level, part of why I disliked it was purely a contextual issue.

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Can someone please explain…

Monday, 16 November 2009 by Laurel in Politics and Current Events, Rants • 0 Comments

This isn’t really a full on rant, just mysteries that have been floating around in my head, unanswered. And so…bullets:

Can someone please explain…

Why anyone thinks Sarah Palin has an actual shot at being President when 71% of the voting public believe she is unqualified to be President? She’s like George W. Bush in a skirt, man. A show of hands; who wants THAT for another four years? I bet not even Bush wants that.

When being mayor of a city going through a huge crisis make you an expert on terrorism? Rudy, I’m talking to you. I will give you 9/11. You were there, you managed as well as anyone could under the circumstances and people felt safer for having you as their mayor. But, this means you’d be an excellent candidate for working as the head of FEMA. It does not mean that you know anything about terrorism. And the more you show up on TV and offer up your expert opinion on terrorism and how Obama has it wrong, the more convinced I am you know absolutely nothing about terrorism. Seriously, you can shut up now.

How the irony has escape the world (and by world I mean people who think Glenn Beck is a credible voice on anything, which is actually only a small portion of the world, a miniscule, undefinable percentage of the world… I hope.) that Glenn Beck has been calling the President a racist and comparing him with Hitler while welcoming onto his show and often agreeing with white supremacists like Michael Hill, the founder and president of the League of the South, Larry Pratt, the president of Gun Owners of America, and Roy Beck, the founder and president of NumbersUSA? Don’t know who these guys are? Google them. They are either leading, have direct ties to or are financially supporting white supremacist organizations.

That’s all I’ve got right now. It’s Monday and I’m grumpy.

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